Letra de Online - Brad Paisley

I work down at The Pizza Pit
And I drive an old Hyundai
I still live with my mom and dad
I�m five foot three and overweight
I�m a sci: fi fanatic mild asthmatic
Never been to second base
But there�s a whole �nother me
That you need to see
Go check out MySpace
�Cause online I�m out in Hollywood
I�m six foot five and I look damn good
I drive a Maserati
I�m a black belt in karate
And I love a good glass of wine
It turns girls on that I�m mysterious
I tell �em I don�t want nothing serious
�Cause even on a slow day I can have a three-way chat
With two women at one time
I�m so much cooler online
I�m so much cooler online
I get home I kiss my mom
And she fixes me a snack
I head down to my basement bedroom
And fire up my Mac
In real life the only time
I�ve ever even been to L.A.
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Was when I got the chance with the marching band
To play tuba in the Rose Parade �� But online I live in Malibu
I pose for Calvin Klein I�ve been in GQ
I�m single and I�m rich
And I got a set of six-pack abs that would blow your mind
It turns girls on that I�m mysterious
I tell �em I don�t want nothing serious
�Cause even on a slow day I can have a three-way chat
With two women at one time � I�m so much cooler online
Yeah, I�m cooler online
When you�ve got my kind of stats
It�s hard to get a date
Let alone a real girlfriend
But I grow another foot
and lose a bunch of weight
Every time I log in
Online I�m out in Hollywood
I�m six foot five and I look damn good
Even on a slow day I can have a three-way chat
With two women at one time
I�m so much cooler online
Yeah, I�m cooler online
I�m so much cooler online
Yeah, I�m cooler online